is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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