I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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