butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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