you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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