my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
NoShamevember. You game?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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