We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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