I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Im part way to drunk.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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