Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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