yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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