then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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