I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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