this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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