Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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