You really coming over, don't trick.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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