Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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