I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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