I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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