well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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