porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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