Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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