My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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