I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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