dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
