She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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