Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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