my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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