If that was your dad, he is hot
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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