I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
