We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I need a beard to bite.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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