Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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