i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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