I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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