Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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