Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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