You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Bring me that man meat
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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