How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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