i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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