She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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