I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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