we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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