I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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