no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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