Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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