Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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