so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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