Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
