Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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