Sponge bath it is.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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