I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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