if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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