so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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