Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
