One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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